Rusuk Kiri Yang Hilang?

1. Semua penganut agama Samawi meyakini, bahawa permulaan manusia di muka bumi ini adalah Adam. Manusia pertama ini dicipta berseorangan dan hidup sepi di syurga.

2. Lantaran kesepian itu baginda memohon pada Allah, supaya dihilangkan sunyi itu, maka terciptalah Hawa sebagai teman.

3. Dari mereka itulah lahirnya keturunan manusia di muka bumi lelaki dan perempuan. Lelakinya berasal Adam, dan perempuannya berasal Hawa.

4. Kita orang islam meyakini bahawa Hawa dicipta dari tulang rusuk kiri Adam. Keyakinan ini datangnya melalui Hadis Rasulullah saw. Status hadis ini tidak dapat pula saya pastikan kesahihannya.

5. Ramai yang melihat hadis ini dengan fahaman bahawa Adam KEHILANGAN rusuk kirinya dek kerana penciptaan Hawa ini.

6. Lalu fahaman ini disebarkan luas, lagi-lagi di Alam Melayu. Perkara ini diulang-ulang dan kini sudah menjadi sebati pada kefahaman masyarakat kita. Berbagai puisi dan kisah romantik mula digubah hasil dari kisah ini dan tafsiran ini.

7. Fahaman bahawa Adam KEHILANGAN rusuk ini bukan sahaja tidak ada sandarannya dalam Dunia Ilmu Hadis (betulkan saya jika saya salah), malah terang-terang bersalahan dengan Sains!

8. Kenalkan saya, alim hadis manakah yang menafsirkan hadis tersebut sedemikian rupa? Walhal para ulama syafiee mengambilnya hanya sebagai kiasan! (betulkan saya jika saya salah)

9. Bukalah buku-buku teks anda atau kiralah rusuk2 anda atau saudara lelaki anda dan anda akan dapati bahawa tidak ada perkara mengarut seperti rusuk kiri yang hilang pada struktur normal anatomi manusia!

10. Mungkin anda akan fikir bahawa perkara ini kelihatan remeh dan kecil, tetapi bayangkanlah jikalau fahaman ini sampai kepada Non-Muslim yang berpengetahuan, maka sudah tentu
Agama Islam yang murni ini dilihat mengarut, tidak sejajar dengan sains, dan penuh rekaan!

11. Kehebatan ad Deen milik Sang Pencipta ini lantas musnah kemurnian dan kemegahannya apa bila diletakkan tidak lebih daripada kisah dongeng.

12. Walhal fahaman salah ini adalah angkara umatnya yang malas dan sambil lewa dalam menuntut ilmu. Maka disebabkan kecuaian kita ini, kemurnian dan keunggulan Islam itu tercemar.

13. Perkara-perkara seperti Hadis dan imej Islam ini bukanlah perkara yang boleh diambil lewah.

14. Menuntut dan menyebarkan ilmu memerlukan sikap hati-hati, cermat dan berdisiplin.

15. Semoga niat baik teguran saya ini dapat difahami dan andai kata ada kesalahan, sebarang komen bernas membina amat dihargai.

Wan Gayah, Cekgu Bedah, & Monsoon

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India is a wonderful country with diverse colors and cultures. Fertile lands with rich sources underneath it, India attracts many investors and businessmen leading to booming international trade. One of the biggest and famous export of India wud be its Bollywood movie.

Cliche yet thrilling, Bollywoods never fail to amuse its fans. I remember one of its fan was once my house maid by the name of Wan Rogayah. An old lady fro Kijal, we used to call her We Gayoh. She did most of the house chores including tending me when I was 5 years old if I'm not mistaken.

Being at work doesn't stop her from devoting herself to every bollywood movies on air, usually in friday afternoon back in those days. After all, its only me and her left at home when the movie is on air.

The movie wud be screened at about 2pm and wud last at least 3 hours. And my cartoon time wud start around 4.

There will always be a war between us when my cartoon time is supposed to be on air. And of course, that is around the time where her bollywood movie is at its best part- THE CLIMAX.

I remember that I wud be crying out loud and rolling on the floor to force her to switch the channel, while her, without a single sign of being disturbed, glaring at the TV screen, watching an epic fight between good and evil and said to me in enthusiasm;

"..kejak dek kejak..tu napok tu ye tengoh gocoh tu!"

II

I was never good at maths. I really couldn't get my hand on it. Hence, I choosed this math-free path. This math-phobia that I suffer reminds me to my primary school math teacher named Zubaidah.

Cikgu Bedoh was not famous for her gentleness. Every single mistake wud end up with a slap on the face, or a brutal pinch at the belly, or a 1metre long ruler landing on ur palm.

I remember her favourite line when we couldn't solve the maths problem given;

"..itu pon tak tau buat!! Itu sambil berak bole buat tau!!!"

Well, its a standard 2 question after all.

So when we were given maths homework for our semester break, again the cliche line of her was barked.

The innocent me back in those age didn't took it metaphorically.

So wat do you do if u have a disciplinary teacher as ur mother, Cikgu Bedah as ur math teacher and a soaring rectal pressure with lunaticly stimulated inferior rectal nerve?

It was the traditional malay squating toilet bowl and I squat there in grumpy. Its supposed to holiday! Grrr!

Using my mother's small stool that she used to wash clothes as table, I began tackling those bloody questions.

"..bior betol cikgu bedoh ni. Wat sambil berok pong dok leh gi gop!!"

III

This monsoon season here in southern india reminds me of our very own monsoon in the east coast of west malaysia, or rather known as musim tengkujuh.

Monsoon is where most of outdoor activities is halted including football. Fishermens dessert their job for a while, mending nets and boats.

Tho football has stopped for a while here in Manipal due to awful condition of the field, I remember that monsoon never stop our football time back in our childhood time.

In fact, it was the most awaited time of the year! We won't really be playing football actually, but rather enjoy sliding on the wet and slippery field.

The consequence paid by us that time is none other than our mother's wrath. I remember that on day during my innocent time! My mother got fed up with my dirty muddy shirts.

"Mak nak mu basuh sendiri!! Sekarang jugak! Pandai sangat main padang hujan tu kenape??!!"

She thundered the house, followed by an absolute painful pinch at at tricep. So I went bathroom, rinse my shirt, sprinkle some washing powder and began brushing the mud stains. After a while I got tired if it. So my creative mind starts to tell me that I should use variety of detergents.

The following one hour is spent with me trying shampoos, lotions, and all other bottles that I can find in the toilet.

The long time that I spent in the toilet "washing" ONE piece of shirt brought curiosity to my mom. So she went to the bathroom to see the progress. And that time, I was trying a bottle which the label has worn out.

Seeing that, she went teribbly mad, which ended up with pinch and PANG on my back. I immediately finish up my washing and head outside to hang it.

I have no idea what makes her so angry. As I grow up, I learnt that the very bottle that I hold at the time she entered the bathroom was a bottle of feminine intimate wash.

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International Monetary System

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"....There is only one country in the MUSLIM world today, only ONE, that seems to understood that the INTERNATIONAL MONETARY SYSTEM IS FRAUDULENT. only one leader and he is DR MAHATHIR OF MALAYSIA..."

"...Hanya ada SATU negara di DUNIA ISLAM hari ini, hanya SATU, yang nampaknya faham bahwa SISTEM KEWANGAN ANTARABANGSA ialah satu PENIPUAN. Hanya seorang pemimpin sahaja, dan beliau ialah DR MAHATHIR DARI MALAYSIA...."

-Sheikh Imran Hossein-

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This lecture by Sheikh Imran Hossein is very insightful and eye-opening. Keep-vid them and listen to them during your free time. It may give you an insight look to the real situation on what is happening to the current economic state. Available in Malay subtitle (the second video). Twelve parts altogether.

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Crayon Shin Chan

Crayon Shin Chan. Never fail to amuse me. Hilarious.

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Sultan Abdul Hamed II (1876-1909)

Theodore Herzl berangkat ke Turki pada Mei 1901 untuk berjumpa Khalifah. Misi Herzl ke sana ialah memujuk Khalifah menyerahkan bumi Palestin kepada orang-orang Yahudi. Malangnya, Khalifah enggan menyerahkannya kepada orang-orang Yahudi, malah permintaan Herzl itu dibalas dengan kata-kata berikut;

“Beta lebih rela ditikam dengan besi daripada melihat Palestin hilang.“

"Bete lebih rela dikerat daging dari tubuh beta sendiri daripada mengeluarkan Palestin dari tanah orang Islam"

"Tanah Palestin bukan milik Beta tetapi milik orang Islam keseluruhannya. Beta tidak akan membenarkan sesiapa mengambilnya selagi beta masih hidup. Tetapi jika suatu hari khilafah Islam tumbang, anda boleh mengambilnya dengan percuma."

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Khalifah terakhir Sultan Abdul Hamed IV meninggalkan istana atas arahan Presiden Turki pertama Mustafa Kamal Attartuk pada 1922.

Penamat kepada khilafah Islam,

dan permulaan kepada pencabulan kehormatan Islam dan Muslim

BERSAMA KITA BERSATU MENEGAKKAN KEMBALI DAULAH KHILAFAH!~

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Attention to IB students!!!!!

In conjunction with Semester Break 08/09, MALAYSIAN STUDENT ASSOSIATION, MANGALORE (MSA) and PERSATUAN PERUBATAN ISLAM MALAYSIA- INDIAN CHAPTER (IMAM) with co-operation with PERSATUAN PERUBATAN ISLAM MALAYSIA (PPIM) will organize a program ;

HEALTH AND BASIC MEDICINE CAMP

Venue: Aborigine Village and Cameron Highland

Date: 16 - 18 January 2009.

Participant: Opened to all medic and pre-medic students

due date of confirming ; 5th jan


do spread the news. more info; visit

http://sferalotus.blogspot.com/2008/12/health-and-basic-medicine-camp.html

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Tagged by Waan Fook & Men

1. Do you think you're hot?
well...my brain is well trusted to maintain my body temperature, thnx

2. Upload your fave picture of you

3. Why do you like that picture?
because it shows how brave am i to pose besides that two ugly, hideous, and disgusting creature...

4. When was the last time you ate pizza?

cannot remember...if u ask prosperity burger, i remember..

5. The last song you listen to?

aiyak...not gud at knowing the song title la..but it kinda like rap..

6. What are you doing right now besides this?

searching fer oatmeal recipes!

7. What name you prefer besides yours?

dunno...as long as its does not insult me..

8. People to tag:
miyn, myra, pyan, jhar, wawan

9. Who is number one?

a freak from alos staq

10. Number three is having relationship with?

owwhhhhh.........i cant tell u *wink2*

11. Say something about number five?

he is fat and the most important; abe's rum8!

12. How about number four?
damn..pity him..he's Nuar's rum8!

13. Who is number two?
weirdo from bangi..

Seal

my newly creative created seal!

Mohd Hosni Salleh al Uzma'

(The Great Mohd Hosni Salleh)

p/s; i am not sure the spelling of al -Uzma...hahaha